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my repairman is the chairman of the demolition company that keeps tearing down my house. 

— 3 days ago
#why post feelings when you can post metaphors?  #or whatever this is  #random  #thoughts  #metaphor  #hurt  #and you're wrong robin williams  #it's all my fault  #taggity tag tag 

I should probably stay home and clean cause my apartment is a mess but I might just say fuck it and go climb a tree. 

— 4 days ago
#tree climbing  #vs  #house cleaning 

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via keepyourheadupwonderful)

— 5 days ago with 347604 notes

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via keepyourheadupwonderful)

— 5 days ago with 43003 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

— 6 days ago with 112469 notes

policymic:

15 beautiful photos show a side of Pakistan not usually seen in the media

While the media’s portrayal of Pakistan reduces the country’s 179.2 million people to broad-brush stereotypes, the reality is quite different. Here are images that show a side to Pakistan that goes beyond the headlines.

See the rest | Follow policymic 

(Source: micdotcom, via sarahxmaria)

— 6 days ago with 46946 notes
throwback thursday: if this night had never happened my life would be completely different. 

throwback thursday: if this night had never happened my life would be completely different. 

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#I never do these  #but this makes me happy  #best friends  #family  #throwback thursday  #tbt  #random  #me  #up  #taggity tag tag 

nicoleadrianavalenzuela:

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

You’re either addicted to caffeine or you’re not.   

— 1 week ago with 542238 notes