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Nothing against girls who choose not to shave their armpits or legs. More power to you, ladies, you keep doing you. However, please don’t assume that just because I choose to shave it means I’m submitting myself to the societal standards set for women and am making the effort solely to please men. I’m not. I just like the way my skin feels when it’s hairless. 

— 9 hours ago with 2 notes
#random  #thoughts  #body hair  #shaving  #armpits  #legs  #to each is own  #feminism  #society  #patriarchy  #taggity tag tag 
THIS SIGN SHOULD BE ON ALL THE DOGS.

THIS SIGN SHOULD BE ON ALL THE DOGS.

(via asliv)

— 2 days ago with 3206 notes

brbjellyfishing:

The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous

(via im-only-sleeping)

— 4 days ago with 569355 notes

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: samthewilson, via willteachforfood)

— 4 days ago with 407254 notes
willteachforfood:

stuckwithyoutubers:


Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]

i would probably just end up like

and that can’t be healthy

Ok seriously am I the only “big spoon” who has figured out to just put your arm under/behind your little spoon’s pillow? Not that hard folks. FFIO

I would end up in the dip completely. 

willteachforfood:

stuckwithyoutubers:

Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]

i would probably just end up like

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and that can’t be healthy

Ok seriously am I the only “big spoon” who has figured out to just put your arm under/behind your little spoon’s pillow? Not that hard folks. FFIO

I would end up in the dip completely. 

— 4 days ago with 332350 notes
#crumply