"women don’t want headaches or heart breaks, they want affection and orgasms."
"How can shampoos/conditioners can be gender specific and what is the difference?"
She wants to smell like flowers and peaches and you want to smell like industrial solvents.
Other than that, their cleaning or anti-dandruff properties are the same.
also, fun fact! hair conditioner works the same for lice as the special shampoo.
despite all the progress I’ve made, every once in a while I remember just how much it sucks that you aren’t here.
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.