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"women don’t want headaches or heart breaks, they want affection and orgasms."
— 1 day ago with 2266 notes

abchannahxyz:

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

(Source: , via participationtrophywife)

— 1 day ago with 12397 notes
#I live with their son 
"How can shampoos/conditioners can be gender specific and what is the difference?"

She wants to smell like flowers and peaches and you want to smell like industrial solvents.

Other than that, their cleaning or anti-dandruff properties are the same.

/u/onyourkneestexaspete

(via sdsimple)

also, fun fact! hair conditioner works the same for lice as the special shampoo. 

(via brotips)

— 2 days ago with 128 notes

jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

(via keepyourheadupwonderful)

— 5 days ago with 313234 notes

despite all the progress I’ve made, every once in a while I remember just how much it sucks that you aren’t here. 

— 5 days ago with 5 notes
#batman 

circletines:

does anybody have a download link for a 6’2 boy with dark hair and light eyes who likes the same music as me

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via iknowimbadforyou)

— 5 days ago with 44267 notes
pizzzatime:

professorwerewolf: 1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

but a great time for munchkins.

pizzzatime:

professorwerewolf: 1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

but a great time for munchkins.

(Source: apanelofanalysts, via coldmountainway)

— 5 days ago with 12330 notes

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(via agutogrowsinbrooklyn)

— 6 days ago with 218863 notes